he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Too much gin, very little bucket
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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