It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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