you didnt know i had herpes?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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