I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just puked most of my soul out..
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