like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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