I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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