Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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