did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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