I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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