Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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