Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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