what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you will always have a special place in my vag
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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