it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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