Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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