i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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