When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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