You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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