Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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