i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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