You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
