Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
The air was thick with penises
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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