not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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