The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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