i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Dick very happy bro
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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