What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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