I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Randomize
