You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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