I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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