The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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