so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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