What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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