That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
This baby is an asshole
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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