'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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