new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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