so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
jump out the window naked night went bad
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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