I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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