I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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