Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it was like eating out sand paper
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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