Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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