i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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