YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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