they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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