nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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