yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I could fuck to npr.
It's shark week go big or go home
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I enjoy the company of your penis
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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