That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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