im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
