Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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