do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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