Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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