Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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