Got a toothbrush?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
please don't ironically join a cult
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