My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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