So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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