exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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